This morning I watched Casino Royale for what can adleast be the 200th time. During every repeat viewing of a movie I love, I usually always notice something new that, makes me love the movie even more than the first time I watched it. I was sad to discover something during my nth viewing of Casino Royale this morning. 

When Daniel Craig and Eva Green are sitting in the car travelling to their hotel in Montenegro, I paid unsually close attention to the way Daniel Craig and Eva Green’s heads both bobbled as they were performing. 

How sad is that?!
I began to wonder how this scene was shot, this is so amazingly unimportant to me as a film lover and as a film maker, I normally wonder the schematics of car interior scenes when there is a lot of action involved. First I began to wonder, maybe the car is in front of a green screen and they were directed to incorporate artificial head bobbing during the scene and that’s why their heads are bobbling like that,…no! that’s so ridiculous.

Then I thought maybe the car is on a trailer, that’s quite a common method for interior car scenes. I rewinded the film and noticed that background people and cars were at level with the door so that’s not it.

All this film making analysis is not for the sake of film theory but for deducing why their heads were bobbling the way they did. At this point I am frustrated, I can’t believe I care so much, I take this to the streets, I notice the way my bobbles…Shit, this doesn’t help at all, I can’t tell how my head is bobbing and even if I did, it is irrelevent because the way your head bobs in the streets of melbourne are completely different to the way my head would if I was driving on the streets of Montenegro which is where this scene is shot.

I did notice that their head bobbing was quite minimal, and they are driving over mother fucking cobble stone. So at this point I believe that, they shot the interior car scene on regular road and the exterior on cobble stone. This being a high budget film (A brand new actor to play bond, a reboot of the entire franchise) they must’ve tried to shoot it on cobble stone but found the head bobbing to be way too distracting so they moved over to regular road, would’ve cost them adleast 4 hours of setting up location agreements, loading camera equipment, before they could’ve even began setting up a shot. They surely thought, compared to the cobble stone, the head bobbing while on regular road is non existent…but they were wrong!!

The head bobbing is always gonna be there, it’s the body’s internal balancing mechanic and can’t be helped.  
What the shit am I talking about, who cares? I don’t even give a shit that I give a shit. What a waste of 3 hours over a scene that last less than 2 minutes.  

I’m really going to have to dig deep to forgive myself for this ridiculousness. 
No love is lost for Casino Royale, I still love it now more than ever.

I hope this knowledge doesn’t keep Martin Campbell up at night. 

Only Female mosquitoes syphon blood. They need it to breed

Males prefer Nectar from flowers

Many mosquitoes prefer animals to humans

Mosquitoes are more likely to bite a human with smelly feet

They are attracted to women who are ovulating

The like blondes over brunettes

Mosquito biting increases 500 times during a full moon

Only Female mosquitoes syphon blood. They need it to breed

Males prefer Nectar from flowers

Many mosquitoes prefer animals to humans

Mosquitoes are more likely to bite a human with smelly feet

They are attracted to women who are ovulating

The like blondes over brunettes

Mosquito biting increases 500 times during a full moon

Ester Co. has reached over 200 votes in one day

Today is the last day of voting for Ester Co. on Webfest.

Am excited

I can always find solace in one thing, it’s quantum and it can distress anything

It isn’t expensive no it don’t cost a buck but unlike love the result it has on you is earnest luck

It may make you strain and you might feel a pain
But the ail will mend because at the end

When all is said and done you know you’re the one
With an uplifted spirit because you have taken a big shit

Now stand up and turn around and take a look at the porcelain in the ground
There is the fruit of your labour for you to smell and to savour

Now wipe your ass you disgusting slob

You have to get back to your job
Stop procrastinating and get the hell back to work

Hey! Don’t forget to wash your hands you disgusting jerk

Join Ted and Richie in a delightful game of Around the World.

Directed by: Moe Hammoud
Starring : Nick J. Sheppard Moe Hammoud
Cinematography: Nathan Garcia
Sound by: John Iliopoulos
Music by: John Iliopoulos

For this topic I want to write about email/chatting because, this year I have offically had the internet and internet communication for a majority of my natural born life( not including those past lives).

I like to put myself and the people of my age in the generation of Growing Communications. Growing communications is a made up generational word (so is generational) I use to describe my experience  as a working class man in the worldplace.The growing communication population or the Grow-munnity generation is a culture of people who have grown up learning all the various types of different communications. Nowadays, some people only know the old forms of communication and some only know the new types of communication and a majority know everything in between.

By the time I was 13 I knew how to text, e-mail, blog, instant message, whereas my parents only knew how to use a landline and were just start starting to learn how to “txt on a fone, wereas i ws txting lyke craz-e 2 al my frends”, hell I even knew a bit of morse code. In 2006 A requirement for the course was to know html code, set up a blog and at the time I had a myspace, a facebook, a high five, a twitter, a bebo and three email addresses, one for me, one for school and one for my family(which we got with our internet bundle and receive 5 email adresses to use, but who the hell needs that many).

I remember when I first got an email address at school, it was such a fresh concept, the World Wide Web was the new big thing. Our school had just got a new intranet system installed and we could all surf the web live and along with stickdeath.com and newgrounds.com, we all received emails to use. I sent my friend an email and I remember asking” hey, did you get it yet?” and she said “yes, its here” the first email I sent ever and she received it almost instantly. “…how do i open it?” she says. lol, what a noob i thought. A week later I had my own hotmail account and I was discovering a new way of life.

As promising as email sounded at the time all I ended up using it for was msn messenger. I was on either msn messenger or mirc nearly 21 hours a day. I would tell my mum I was going to sleep but I would cover my computer with a white sheet and when everone was asleep, I would sneak back into the lounge room and continue chatting away.

In retrospect, I see how much time I wasted socialising online and how much fun it was to learn how to talk to people in real life, again…not. I was living in the far side of Glenroy at the time and I had no friends at the time and the only friend I had lived down the street, so 2002 to 2004 was the age of the net what else could i do, read a book?! no way. 

Broadband was right around the corner, I always see the rut I was in, chatting online for 140 hours a week as a monster chasing me, I couldv’e been a real shut-in if I got caught by the Weird Wide Wonster. If I hadn’t moved out of that suburb soon, I would have been that guy who died cause he never left his computer. Luckily when I moved out of Glenroy, I didn’t have internet at my new house so I soon found new interests (like friends)…but not for long

In my later adolescence, email/chatting came back with a vegeance but now it was effecting my hormones and it was directly effected the amount of tail i was chasing. Chatting online was the easiest and most efficient way to communicate with the opposite sex. This is were I got hooked on to the net again. It was the most unthreatening way I could talk to chicks. 3 girls I went with during the time, would have been from getting their addies on msn and eventually if I chose my words and emoticons right, I would get their digits ;-). Then comes the txt messages, but thats a different communication ballpark. That phase passed as I came out of my teens and now I see the casualness and easiness that email and chatting online can bring home.
Now I can’t even imagine if I couldn’t msg people on hotmail, or face book or msn. It would be anarchy I tell you, anarchy. Well, it would be in my world, it would be like not having mobile phones…. :|

How to eat a delicious, scrumptious, medium-well-done steak (In 10 Easy steps).

You will need:
-1 fork
-1 steak knife
-1 juicy,delicious steak (porter house or otherwise, It’s all good)

Step 1: With your fork in your left hand, pierce the flesh of the juicy steak and hold it in place on the plate.

Step 2: With your knife in your right hand, place the knife(blade side first) on top of the luscious steak and get ready.

Step 3: Grip the knife tightly and with the knife push down onto the delectible steak as you saw forwards (be sure to hold the amazing steak down with the fork as well)

Step 4: Grip the knife tightly and with the knife push down onto the yummy steak as you saw backwards (be sure to hold the tasty steak down with the fork as well)

Step 5: Repeat steps 3 & 4 until the peice of suculent steak to be eaten is severed from the rest of the meat

Step 6: With the right hand, place the knife safely onto the plate beside the lush steak, while, with the left hand, use the fork to place exquisite peice of steak into your open mouth.

Step 7: Now, with steak in mouth, use your teeth to hold meat in place while you gently pull the fork out of the excellent steak and place fork onto the plate.

Step 8: Close your lips and proceed to break down food by masticating the mouthwatering steak inside mouth.
(sorry no steps to mastication. What is mastication? Want to know click here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastication)

Step 9: When devine, flavoursome, rich, tantalizing steak is adequately broken down into soft mush proceed to swallow food

Step 10: Repeat steps 1-10 again until apetite is satisfied.


Some thoughts from Me.
Writing this blog gave me an opportunity to bring a task that many people consider trivial and really try to bring out the beauty in a simple thing like eating a palatable STEAK. Ironically this quick-easy step guide to eating a delightful steak was quite challenging. Unfortunately for me I saw eating steak as a fairly easy 2 step task( bite and swallow). I really had to do a bit of research to find 8 more ways of saying bite and swallow.
Very simple to do, nonetheless eating is something I’m passionate about and eating savoury steaks is something I will be doing for a very long time.

I barely know who or what you are,
but already ‘cause of you I’m seeing stars,
You have me on the edge of my seat,
You’ve plantd a seed within me and it’s pulsating with energy.
I heard from a reliable source that you were amazing to watch, but i had no idea,
Like that tv unit I saw last week in ikea, I’m entranced by this image and I can’t detach

Since you’ve made an appearance tonight
I’ve completely forgot my girl is with me,
She wants to talk but I don’t wanna speak,
I don’t wanna start a fight but who could’ve known I’d see such a sight
I’m here with my date and she’s a ten out of ten
But even though she’s great, you have my attention
My chick, angry, is as dangerous as a scared blind man with a walking stick,
But in a few more seconds you’ll be a bygone, then I can make up with her quick.
She’s my queen, she shines an-
“WOW”-right now,
you’re the only thing on my mind,
You have me seeing a magnificent explosion and it’s setting off a mental implosion.

I cannot contain my excitement while you have only exposed a little for my enjoyment.
I’m hanging on your every move.
While my girl seems to disaprove
and while I think you’re improving,
She’s yawning ‘cause she thinks your boring,

Before this moment I didn’t have a care in the world,
But after a glance of what you got, I’m eager to see how much more you can make my mind twirl, You’ve only showed me a little and now I want the lot…
…….
It’s over now… and you’ve faded away,
But don’t worry, it’s okay,
I’m assured I’ll be seeing you soon,
I have a girlfriend and in a month or two I’ll be seeing you too.
I’m never gonna forget what I’ve experience watching you in this room,
I wonder if everyone else in here feels the same
I wonder if they all saw what I saw and mentally swooned,
If they didn’t, it would be such a shame.
From me, you get the appreciation you deserve
From me, no reserve and extreme jubilation.


my brilliant-
magnificant-
terrific-
my optic nerves in a twister-
epic…

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